Do you know what a megapixel is? Of course you don't. Nobody knows! What you do know is that your new camera has to have more than 5 of them. And the more the better.
Last Saturday night I went with a group of friends to a cocktail bar. Before I go on, I must stress that I was in mixed company, because, let's face it, no self-respecting group of guys would just spontaneously decide to go to a cocktail bar and drink Cosmos.